Unexpected things that I’ve learned about pregnancy:
- I was totally unprepared for this. I wanted it but I was unprepared. I hadn’t learned about pregnancy and what happens during it because, well, I wasn’t sure that it WAS going to happen.
- Growth spurts hurt.
- Slowly losing your “innie” belly button hurts.
- There’s really only about one week sometime in the 4th months when you can eat three meals a day of regular size. Before then I’ll either be nauseous or uninterested in food. After that my stomach is getting squished and regular size meals hurt.
- Standing and swaying helps the “full belly hurt” feel better.
- I have developed an uncanny radar for the nearest available bathroom.
- In my local grocery store the physical discomfort of not being able to readily find the closest bathroom combined with the end of a long Monday and frustration of not being able to find the cracker aisle can nearly bring me to tears. Yes, tears. Hormonal fluctuations anyone?
- It’s possible to look significantly more pregnant at the end of the day than I did at the beginning.
- I whine a lot more than I expected about the uncomfortable parts of pregnancy. I’ll spare you the gory details.
- I’m not nearly as sentimental about the amazing parts of pregnancy as I expected. I like to think I’m saving all the sentimentality to lavish on the kid once he’s here.
- Intra-uterine gymnastics at 2:30 every morning for a week are not particularly enjoyable but, at the same time, they kind of are.
- Hearing my husband say “my son” sends shivers down my spine.
- I wish my parents were closer to watch their grandson – or the evidence of him, anyway – grow from week to week.
- My husband makes a great husband to a pregnant woman. He’s loving, understanding, reassuring, supportive, interested, tolerant, and knows when to crack a joke at just the right minute. How did I get so lucky?

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